tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post116162927453602658..comments2024-02-10T01:32:22.643-06:00Comments on The Quick Gray Fox: Reading the cookbook after the party is over is not quite as silly as locking the barn door after the horses are stolen. But it's close.Poppy B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01532483657395207695noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161877187480808572006-10-26T10:39:00.000-05:002006-10-26T10:39:00.000-05:00In situations such as these, I believe the best co...In situations such as these, I believe the best course of action involves a taser or some of those zapping dog collars. At least that way you can confine them to a small area without ever having to get up...not that I would ever do that...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04569352307473477623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161790618141875052006-10-25T10:36:00.000-05:002006-10-25T10:36:00.000-05:00ooooohhh...I just picked up that book as a gift, b...ooooohhh...I just picked up that book as a gift, but I am tempted to just gift it right over to my very own bookshelf.<BR/><BR/>We have friends who ignore their kids... all 4 of them... they run amok and that is why we will no longer meet up with them anywhere but the beach.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15120658117796151128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161707359381231012006-10-24T11:29:00.000-05:002006-10-24T11:29:00.000-05:00Well now I can definitely see the benefit to livin...Well now I can definitely see the benefit to living in an apartment so small that we can't have more than two guests over at the same time.Spring, Ph.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08360023543278024154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161690810094269122006-10-24T06:53:00.000-05:002006-10-24T06:53:00.000-05:00Look at it in perspective. There wasn't anyone sli...Look at it in perspective. There wasn't anyone slinging weights AT the piano.<BR/><BR/>This is why we have our "family parties" outside where the worst thing that could happen is that TFBIM's plants get wrecked, something that doesn't weight particularly heavily on my shoulders.<BR/><BR/>-J.Jokehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05672407657347134623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161645967888418142006-10-23T18:26:00.000-05:002006-10-23T18:26:00.000-05:00It was Wednesday, according to UPS. But who's coun...It was Wednesday, according to UPS. But who's counting? And who, indeed, was beginning to wonder if she needed to chew someone at Amazon a new orifice?! Not me, boy howdy!<BR/><BR/>I can do better than bounce various bounders from your boundaries; I can keep them away altogether. Just station me at the front door, stone cold sober, wearing an above-the-knee skirt and a halter top. They'll flee in terror! And so will you! And your neighbors! And their pets!<BR/><BR/>I am one scary bitch, yo.Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612452005428621885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161641651677024262006-10-23T17:14:00.000-05:002006-10-23T17:14:00.000-05:00If I were you (which, of course, I am not), I woul...If I were you (which, of course, I am not), I would un-annualize that party. How about Poppy: The Every Few Years After We've Completed The Repairs From The Last Halloween PartyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161641249148964752006-10-23T17:07:00.000-05:002006-10-23T17:07:00.000-05:00I've notice a great many parents seem to have the ...I've notice a great many parents seem to have the same NBD which manifests itself in ignoring their children when they are or can be expectred to be wrecking havoc upon othe rpeoples homes. <BR/><BR/>And yeah - NOBODY wants to hear anyone's toddler banging on a piano...particularly the owner of said piano.<BR/><BR/>FiddledeedeeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161639601372572272006-10-23T16:40:00.000-05:002006-10-23T16:40:00.000-05:00Nothing's more frustrating than parents who take a...Nothing's more frustrating than parents who take advantage of the generosity of others. Life's too short to ever invite them back...<BR/><BR/>Amy Sedaris is hilarious. I need to read that book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1161636281418874452006-10-23T15:44:00.000-05:002006-10-23T15:44:00.000-05:00I wonder if she can be of any help in the matter o...I wonder if she can be of any help in the matter of my SIL's children systematically destroying my home...blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.com