I'm sick and tired of

cropped pants

smoky eyes

bare legs all the time (regardless of occasion, weather, or age)

platform shoes

nail art

arm parties

tissue weight fabrics

visible zippers

skinny jeans

leopard print

studs or spikes on shoes

shoes that looks like hooves

crazy hooker stilettos

I also hate Apple

I probably wasted 45 minutes writing a hilarious--no, really--report on last night's party. Complete with pictures.

And then? Safari crashed. And kept crashing every time I tried to start it up again.

And Blogger? You also suck. Because where's that auto-save draft doohickey you've been bragging about?