Today I thought I'd practice riding Stampy the Sienna (i.e., my new minivan) so I took it out on some errands.
Now, these errands were definitely not glamorous, and I was definitely dressed down, but still. I swear, when I got behind the wheel of that thing, I could feel what's left of my sex appeal evaporating like pool water in Vegas.
So excuse me, but I have to go do affirmations in the bathroom mirror right now. Or put on some makeup. Or something.
p.s. I think the term I'm trying to coin here is "Momgly."