To quote Lord Byron, "Hail, Muse, etc."Madge, Madge, Madge. You've got to love someone who seems to exist to be made fun of ... but honestly, honey, I can come up with my own material without so much help from you.
I mean, I appreciate a freebie as much as the next blogger, but when Homer nods, or my muse is taking the night off, there's always an internet quiz to take, or a meme to take on ... so I don't really need another picture of you sporting your "new" Farrah Fawcett hairdo.
Plus what's this I see? More purple? Is this really necessary? I mean, I think you've made your point. "Purple Is The New (or 80s-retro-chic, or subversive, or self-referencing) Black." OK, OK, we GET IT.
And you? Are the new Prince. WHATEVER.
Also--I'm sorry, Artist Formerly Known as Madonna--I know it hurts a lot when you get your pubic hair stuck in your zipper--but do you have to try to fix it on stage during a concert? Couldn't you just wear underpants?
--P.
My guesstimate is that she got addicted to "shocking" the world and now can't shake that monkey off her, um, back. Now, like a good little addict, she is diving headlong after greater and greater thrills in increasing doses to the collective yawn of the sentient world.
ReplyDeletePrediction: 2025 will see Madonna performing with sequined speculum and neon stirrups.
-J.