In a perfect world, a woman's1 husband and children could join her in beating the living crap out of her ageing hippy former-Hare-Krishna, vegetarian, Hindu, yoga-pose-doing-in-the-living-room mother-in-law.
What I'm imagining is a full-on Rodney King style beating, ending with the woman pulling a 10,000 BTU air conditioning unit out of the window and heaving it onto her mother-in-law's face.2
Unfortunately, this is not a perfect world.
However, she flies out tomorrow. So there's that.
1 I name no names.
2 Yes, I stole the whole scene from High Fidelity. Sue me.