Friday, December 01, 2006

In cast you were wondering, I'm ... mediocre. But not a total failure.

If I were a Baldwin Brother, I'd be William.
If I were a celebrity chef, I'd be Peg Bracken.
If I were a magazine, I'd be Reader's Digest.
If I were a running shoe, I'd be New Balance.
If I were a politician, I'd be Gary Hart. Or Dan Quayle.
If I were a food, I'd be quiche.
If I were a soft drink, I'd be Diet Pepsi.
If I were a car, I'd be a Ford.

Why do I think this? Because of this:

C-List Blogger


  1. Hey, I like New Balance. And diet Pepsi.

    Oh, yeah, I'm a C-lister, too.

  2. Yeah, we C-listers hang out together. Good news: Mamarazzi is a B-lister!

  3. Woot! I'm one-fifth B-lister! I feel just like a pair of Adidas filled with Tab!

  4. If you're Reader's Digest and Diet Pepsi, then I'm an airline magazine and Tab. I'm a D.

    Although another blog that I write, but gets a fraction of my own blog's hits, is a C. Go figure.

  5. I'm a "B"... what Baldwin does that make me? Maybe one of the wives... Chynna?

  6. oh god, i am a c-lister too.

    in my book, you're an A-lister, Poppy!


Gentle Readers:

For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.

xxx, Poppy.