So many plates I need my weight in Alka-Seltzer

Yesterday That Stud Muffin I Married's cousin came by with her two adorable little girls. Also his aunt and stepfather. We sat and caught up, then went to lunch.

And after all the time I've spent waiting outside the Ice House to buy ice cream, I finally went inside to eat.




Where I discovered not only delicious clam rolls, but an eye-popping display of license plates. This made me feel, somehow, humbled. As I was so proud of some of my recent discoveries:

Clearly, being driven by the Cadillac of Bridal Wear Shoppe Owners

Here's someone who takes his state mottos seriously.

How to make it clear that you are New Hampshire's answer to Mr. Burns on The Simpsons.

Parked outside the local elementary school. Teacher? Librarian? Incredibly serious parent? Who knows?