Monday, January 14, 2008

Holy crap, I almost forgot to post today.

I think I was too awestruck by what a simple link from blackbird can do. Awestruck, and struck dumb.

So I will leave you with a picture.

This is person-or-persons-unknown Susie Sunshine making mad, passionate love to my bag while I laugh my ass off, forgetting that laughing my ass off makes me look like I'm still demonstrating American Sign Language gestures that mean "I am performing oral sex."

In other words, holy shit, do I have a big mouth. I mean, even when I'm not talking.


  1. OK.

    SO you look NOTHING like I imagined.

    I'm sitting here staring at you and your perfect hair, teeth, proportioned face and starting to even creep myself out.

  2. I TOOK that DAMN picture and I wasn't brave enough to post it.

    You, my dear, are gorgeous.
    Thank you for not posting the pictures of me making out with you.

  3. Kim: The florist told me that poppies were out of season; hence, no wreath on my head.

    SuburbanC: Very true. I had forgotten that Maria Callas could swallow her fist.

    bb: I'm holding the smooching pictures back for blackmailing purposes.

    Notice there's no comment from Susie Sunshine. "Gee, Poppy, thanks for posting a picture of me giving head to your purse. This is really how I like to be perceived by the entire internet."

  4. I don't think your mouth is too big. You are glamorous. And you sing. (sigh)

  5. I don't know about Susie, but I'm still trying to catch up on my sleep. I can't remember the last time I've been this tired (or laughed so much).

  6. Actually it's *the unknown person* there who looks like they are signing about *oral sex* lol.

  7. 1- Your mouth is precisely the right size for your cranium.

    2- Is it the lighting or did you do something new with your hair?


  8. Poppy looks like Julia Roberts, only with a better smile.

    (Sorry about molesting your handbag.)

  9. Goddamn... do I have to move to CHICAGO to crash one of these evenings?

    Because I will... make no mistake, I WILL.


Gentle Readers:

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xxx, Poppy.