Really. I am.
Why, on eBay alone, I'm u-fucking-biquitous.
We're talking BIG ASS POPPIES everywhere I looked. I think it's because poppies are preppy
and colorful. LORD, are we colorful
We're also decadent, what with that whole opium thing
and our need for lots and lots of elaborate silver
with our monogram on it, either officially
or hidden in the hallmark
and don't forget the caviar spoons, for God's sake!
And yet, we're also a little bit funky. Remember, there's that California cultivar, which would probably explain this:
(Drugs definitely explain this sort of thing)
And so, I leave you with one final piece of advice: when in doubt, put a bunch of us ON YOUR HEAD.
(And now? Three guesses as to which of these fine items I actually bought.)