OK, I got over the food poisoning. I'm not throwing up any more. Yay me!
Unfortunately, I've just caught the world's worst cold.
You know what? I really need to stop watching House episodes. I just saw the one from Season 3 where the people on the airplane all believe they have some terrible infection, but it's just mass hysteria.
Of course, if it were mass hysteria, the people I live with would have a cold, too. So what's wrong with them? Unhysterical slackers! They need to get with the program.