They'll have to pry the lipstick out of my cold, dead hand.
and then? Sell the story to the tabloids:"Pretty in Pink Bad Boy Gropes First Lady Laura Bush."
That girl is way too pretty to morph.
Good lord! Nice punchline, too.
Gentle Readers: For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.xxx, Poppy.