I'm taking my kids to see you in concert on October 26th. I realize you're English now and might not remember, but that's very close to Halloween. My daughter is a sensitive child who has been known to have nightmares.
So Madge, do me a favor; eat a bagel. Or two. And put the weights down. I'm begging you.
Because this is not a good look
for a girl. And you're almost there. Except in drag.