A group of us is heading down to the United Center this evening. The limo departs Buxom Hall at 6:00.
This gives me less than an hour and a half to bleach my hair,
work out like a maniac
add a gap between my front teeth
buy an armload of rubber bracelets
pretend to know how to play the guitar
do a bunch of yoga, and last but by no means least
cut the bottoms off my pantyhose.
This should make for a pretty busy two hours. Thank God I've already managed to bag myself a stud muffin
as well as a generous supply of funny-looking clothes.