We ordered Chinese food tonight, and I strictly forbade everyone to leave even a bite of leftovers, because there isn't room in the refrigerator for a single waxed paper carton. So everyone ate and ate, and now we're sitting around, quietly bulging.
And it's the day BEFORE Thanksgiving. This is all shades of wrong, people.
In other news, my husband's fambly is here and I won't say anything mean about them, because that is not What Jesus Would Do.
Also, if my husband wants someone to say something mean about his family? He's going to have to do it himself. I'm a busy woman, and I have my own family to be mean about.