tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post114255529190703831..comments2024-02-10T01:32:22.643-06:00Comments on The Quick Gray Fox: Smells Like Teen SpiritPoppy B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/01532483657395207695noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142649456555010262006-03-17T20:37:00.000-06:002006-03-17T20:37:00.000-06:00Just start giving them coffee! Isn't it supposed t...Just start giving them coffee! Isn't it supposed to stunt growth? Of course, I've been drinking coffee since I was a squirt and I'm still almost 6' tall and I'm a GIRL so this may be an old wives tale. I say go with the coffee/anvil double whammy, just in caseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142620256717406022006-03-17T12:30:00.000-06:002006-03-17T12:30:00.000-06:00Ah, but if they were allowed to get REALLY tall, t...Ah, but if they were allowed to get REALLY tall, then their axillary region would be well beyond your nose. Such an arrangement is desirable if one has fetid offspring.<BR/><BR/>-J.Jokehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05672407657347134623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142618243877669302006-03-17T11:57:00.000-06:002006-03-17T11:57:00.000-06:00Perhaps I should anvil my niece. It's all for the ...Perhaps I should anvil my niece. It's all for the best. At least that's what you're supposed to say, right?Jorgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10355270675478825870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142610719181570802006-03-17T09:51:00.000-06:002006-03-17T09:51:00.000-06:00I have been threatening to put a brick on my kid's...I have been threatening to put a brick on my kid's head since he was little. Clearly just threatening it doesn't work. Let me know how the anvil thing goes.<BR/><BR/>And if you can get your kid to faithfully apply deodorant I will pay you for the secret method. I'm thinking we will have to wait until some girl tells him he smells.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142607703952019782006-03-17T09:01:00.000-06:002006-03-17T09:01:00.000-06:00Try unteaching a stepchild that bathing daily is n...Try unteaching a stepchild that bathing daily is not optional and every other day is not good enough and when we buy the pit stop we mean for it to be used ... ugh ... The anvil doesn't work. My oldest daughter is 18 and stands 6'0". Who knew breastmilk was miracle grow?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142569829221158292006-03-16T22:30:00.000-06:002006-03-16T22:30:00.000-06:00Let me know if that anvil thing works. We just wen...Let me know if that anvil thing works. We just went shoe shopping last week, and the boy's feet are only one size smaller than mine. And my feet are HUGE. Like my ... ass.Badgerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08612452005428621885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922232.post-1142560860263662912006-03-16T20:01:00.000-06:002006-03-16T20:01:00.000-06:00we are going to bonsai Youngest.we are going to bonsai Youngest.blackbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05474831322702380602noreply@blogger.com