What the world needs now / is eth-a-nol

Stolen from Badger. But apparently Diane and I are much more adept researchers into the field which I've just decided should be called "ethanology."

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (150), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 79% on proof You scored higher than 66% on beer index You scored higher than 97% on wine index You scored higher than 89% on liquor index

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