Saturday, September 10, 2005

Zero Percent Flair?








Myrna Loy
You scored 21% grit, 23% wit, 14% flair, and 59% class!
You are class itself, the calm, confident "perfect woman." Men turn and look at you admiringly as you walk down the street, and even your rivals have a grudging respect for you. You always know the right thing to say, do and, of course, wear. You can take charge of a situation when things get out of hand, and you're a great help to your partner even if they don't immediately see or know it. You are one classy dame. Your screen partners include William Powell and Cary Grant, you little simmerpot, you.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.








My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:



















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You scored higher than 57% on grit





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You scored higher than 57% on wit





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You scored higher than 0% on flair





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You scored higher than 99% on class
Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on Ok Cupid


Mind you, I won't argue with my 99 percent class score. But zero percent flair? I like to think I have at least a little bit of flair ... unless we're talking about those disposable markers.* Or the long-defunct magazine edited by Fleur Cowles.**

--P.

* Further proof, if any is needed, that my low wit score is warranted.
** Further proof, if any is needed, that my knowledge of high-end la-dee-dah-ness is almost too great.

3 comments:

  1. I can think of nothing more idiotically delightful than a magazine titled Flair edited by a woman named Fleur.

    Alliteratively idiotic,

    -Joke

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  2. Poppy, dude, you have 14% flair. It's just that no other wimmins your age who took the test had less than that.

    Look at me, all down with the math and shit. Must be the cachaca!

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  3. Poppy,

    You have more flair in your little finger most women I know. Obviously this test has some built in ETHNIC BIAS which tries to make WASP godesses appear to be flair-challenged. I suggest that we start some sort of a protest movement in order to right this gross injustice!!

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xxx, Poppy.