Wednesday, January 25, 2006

TTLB bean counters take notice: I'm a MAMMAL, not a fish.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poppy!

  1. Never store Poppy at room temperature!
  2. Poppy can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  3. Originally, Poppy could not fly.
  4. Poppy can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Poppy as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  6. Finding Poppy on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Poppy!
  8. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Poppy!
  9. Poppy is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  10. Donald Duck's middle name is Poppy.
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5 comments:

  1. It could be worse.

    Your name could be "Donald Poppy Duck."

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  2. Apparently, I have a bifurcated penis. But I was at the lady doctor yesterday, and she didn't say anything about it.

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  3. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with me in their mouth.

    What, 'zactly, would one say in that instance?

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  4. Actually, Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. Sorry.

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Gentle Readers:

For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.

xxx, Poppy.