They'll have to pry the lipstick out of my cold, dead hand.
You didn't even mention the fact that you had INSIDE SCOOP that Madonna was going to be snarked!Oh yeah, blogosphere, WE KNOW ALL. (And will spill for very reasonable rates, actually.)
Gentle Readers: For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.xxx, Poppy.