Schmutzie just posted a link to the sexual averages list.So of course, I hurried over there and checked it out.
What did I discover? I discovered that while my hips and thighs are female, and my bra size qualifies me for inclusion in a highly-exclusive club, as only 3 percent of women attain it,
My height is male.
My weight is male.
My chest measurement is male.
My waist measurement is male.
Well. Imagine my shock and horror. It's not every day that a mezzo-soprano, mother of two, and alumna of two all-female schools discovers that she is actually a trannie with the kind of implants you usually only see on the likes of Pamela Anderson.
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