Tuesday, February 14, 2006

St. Valentine's Day stats

Cookies baked: 84
Valentines assembled: 46
Parties attended: 1
Compliments upon new red suit received: 5
Uncomfortable pointy-toed shoes worn: 2
Cups of tea drunk: 1
Tea sandwiches consumed: 2
Glasses of champagne swigged: 1
Roses received: 12
Chocolate received: 0

About that last one?

Heads.
Will.
Fucking.
Roll.

3 comments:

  1. oooh, look...
    we're all to scared to comment.

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  2. I just burst out laughing. So I guess that means ...

    Glinda: It's all right. You may all come out. (starting to sing) Come out ... come out ... where-EV-er you are, and greet the young LA-dy, who fell from a star.

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  3. I also received no chocolate. But I gave enough chocolate that they will not notice the ones I steal.

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Gentle Readers:

For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.

xxx, Poppy.