Thursday, October 19, 2006

On a lighter note

Last week I was having lunch with some female friends, and we started to discuss what makes a man attractive. And we all concluded that men who make us laugh score very highly in the attractiveness sweepstakes.

And all of a sudden, I had a flash of genius. GENIUS, I tell you. As in, the committee from Stockholm will be announcing very soon that Poppy Buxom has been awarded the Nobel Prize for Everything Smart.

Here is my genius idea:

Laughing is a powerful, sometimes completely overwhelming physical response to an outside stimulus.

Now, since most females have a strong craving for an unrelated but equally powerful, sometimes completely overwhelming physical response, might we assume that a guy who can provide one overwhelming physical response might be able to provide the other?* And if he's really funny, in multiple amounts?

Well, duh. Of course. Not on the conscious level, of course. But on the unconscious level--definitely.

And now, please excuse me. I need to figure out what to wear to the ceremony in Stockholm.

* Just so you know, I'm not talking about sneezing.

10 comments:

  1. I always thought it had soemthing to do with laughter producing endorphines and you then creating a habit of feeling good in someone's company and associating that with attractiveness.

    But yeah, it's more likely that whole orgasm thing.

    ;-)

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  2. Brilliant! We knew you when...

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  3. If you happen to be lactose intolerant I can help you get a REAL BIG overwhelming physical response.

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  4. So...You're half starved and your brain has turned to postulating the relationship between laughter and orgasms.

    What's in that Seattle Sutton stuff? I'm gonna git me some!

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  5. You're a genius. And now, I'd like to hear your take on the 'Big Feet...' theory.

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  6. Dammit, and here I was trying to make women sneeze.

    -J.

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  7. I just want to know, how and when u met my husband?...

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  8. Well, I wear size 13's, so watching me try to find shoes at Target is always good for a laugh.

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  9. Laughter is wonderful. I just love it. I never made that mental connection bw laughter and orgasms until I just read your blog. Now, when I meet a man, I can guarantee you I'll be watching very closely his sense of humor.

    You know, this might be t.m.i., but when I was younger, I used to spontaneously laugh when I had an orgasm and then my hands would go numb. I guess I should have made that connection before. Duh. *headdesk*

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  10. I am attracted to this man because he is HILARIOUS and intelligent and talented: http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9901/26/alanis/link.kevin.smith.jpg

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xxx, Poppy.