And hey! Before you jump all over my case, I'm saying this as a dues-paying, Clinton-loving, Kerry-voting, Obama-supporting, bleeding-heart Blue State liberal.
But Al really needs to lay off the little weird froggy creatures that squeak sadly when they're captured and eaten. Or I'll start imagining Tipper wearing a leather bikini and a collar around her neck. And I don't want to go there. Do you?
No?
Sorry.
Q: What's the difference between Jabba the Hutt and Al Gore?
ReplyDeleteA: With the help of 8 puppeteers, Jabba could appear almost lifelike.
Hee!
ReplyDeleteWhoa. Puffy McPuffyton. When did that happen? I guess I've been all Obama-dazzled and miss Al's expansion.
ReplyDeletebut ohmigod, you already did and now the image is seared on my brain.
ReplyDeleteGAH!