Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Why women wear those ankle-length mink coats that make them look like a bear on its hind legs

It's to cover up their mismatched Lilly Pulitzer pajamas (turquoise top, pink bottoms) while they wheel the recycling bin out to the curb.

Because their husband forgot to do it.

Yes, I'm a fur-wearing recycler.

I know, I know. I contradict myself. But flame me and I'll bite you.


  1. ACTUALLY, you are being 100%consistent; you are recycling the fur.


  2. *snorts* flame me and I will bite are funny!

  3. ow ow, turkey sandwich thru nose.

  4. GO BEARS!

    Sorry, but any opportunity....


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xxx, Poppy.