I just checked out the back of the Entemann's "Ultimate Chocolate Lovers Variety Pack Donuts" box.
Between Frosted Devil's Food Donuts, Devil's Food Crumb Donuts, Rich Frosted Donuts, and Rich Frosted Donuts with White Drizzle, my favorite flavor, Devil's Food Crumb Donuts, has the fewest calories: only 260 as opposed to the appalling 310 calories lurking plumply and with malice aforethought in each and every Frosted Devil's Food Donut.
Isn't that great? To think that of so many choices, I am automatically most attracted to the least fattening one.
Although that still doesn't explain what the box is doing in my kitchen in the first place.