Today's to-do list is two pages long and counting.
And so, I have nothing amusing to say.*
Instead, I will tell you to click this. Because I live to spread sweetness and light.
And now, my work here is done.
* "Help!" doesn't qualify. Even when I use my best Graham-Chapman-as-a-Cockney-Housewife voice. I know this for a fact, because I've been practicing all morning.