Friday, October 26, 2007

Homelessness

You know, being homeless isn't all that bad, except for the personal trainers.

See, I'm spending a lot of time at the gym. A lot. Like two or three hours a day.

The other day I was approached by the chief personal trainer, who introduced herself and asked whether I had thought about using a personal trainer.

I told I had, and in fact, had used one.

Then she wanted to know whether I would be interested in having my workouts be more efficient and effective.

I told her no, I wasn't.

"I'm only here because I'm homeless. The work outs are OK, but they're not as important to me as the showers. And the toilets."

For some reason she left before I could tell all about how I'm living in my car.

8 comments:

  1. Hee! Do we have an ETA for the move back?

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  2. You know what I find makes my workouts more efficient and effective? If people don't stop me to ask stupid questions.

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  3. you are so fucking funny.
    I spewed cocoa out my nose.

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  4. But! You're homeless with STYLE. You've got the great black purse and great shoes and your iPod.

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  5. BTW if ever you want your stairs replaced just give me a call. I do that now.

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  6. You will have a new improved home and a new improved bod. What more could one want?

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  7. In Miami there are showers on the beach. I lived in my car for a month and I've never been cleaner.

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xxx, Poppy.