This is my porch as of a week ago. I was waiting for the guys with the truck to come by and haul off the furniture and take it to one of the local church rummage sales.
There's a wicker computer hutch and chair, a teak "executive" desk, a mahogany bar, and some other shit you can't see.
Also a TON of air conditioners that I was Freecycling.
I managed to get rid of it all, except the ancient desktop computer and printer.
In order to get rid of them, I actually have to pack them into my van and drive them away myself. But I was encouraged enough to put the porch furniture back where it belongs. Yeah, there were these old bicycle helmets and this shmancy bathroom mirror that my husband managed to step on and break that needs to be repaired. But there was definitely a lot of progress.
And then they called and said they would be here on Monday to start installing the air conditioning. And here they are.