When I went to bed on Tuesday night, the internet and I were BFFs.
On Wednesday when I woke up, the internet had moved out and taken all his stuff.
I called the marriage counselor, i.e., Earthlink support, and had some long and fruitful sessions. I've learned a lot. And I've tried all kinds of new moves. But the internet has not yet moved back into my house.
On the other hand, I'm getting to know the Earthlink support personnel pretty well. Any minute now I'll be asking them for a new recipe for Dal.