Guess what I did today?
Went out and bought a 40 inch flat screen television for the television stand my husband put together. And Guitar Hero Aerosmith for my son. And Wii Fit for my daughter.
Well, I've been playing Wii Fit.
You know how old Wii Fit says I am? 63 years old. SIXTY-THREE.
The bad news is that I'm obviously decrepit.
The good news is that the Social Security checks are going to start rolling in any second now. And that will pay for Rock Band. So I can play with my fellow dinosaurs.