I went out with my girlfriends and got kind of drunk.
See, there's this restaurant in town that serves great food, but here's a dirty little secret: after dinner, it turns into Girls Night Out. Complete with lots and lots of wine.
Seriously, if you're into MILFs, have I got a place for you.
THANK YOU INTERNET!
YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME!
YOU ARE THE BESSSHHHHTTTT FRIENDSSSSHHH I EVER HAD. :D :D :D