Saturday, November 29, 2008

Celebrities are just like us!

What do I do when I'm not gorging on Thanksgiving leftovers and Greys Anatomy DVDs?

Housecleaning. Specifically, cleaning up my desktop.

See, I wander around looking for material for Mamarazzi entries. And I don't always use them. But my desktop becomes covered with photographs. Some of them pretty astonishing. Don't believe me? Welcome to the Mamarazzi entry that wasn't.

Celebrities are just like us! They look shitty without their makeup on:

They have bad comb-overs



And they sometimes forget where they left the ice cream scoop. In Tori's case, it was in the plastic surgeon's hands.


Paula's plastic surgeon has also been using the wrong implement:


So now I can throw those pictures out.

I couldn't do it before. It would have been such a waste. But now I've shared them with you, and I'm no longer alone in my waking nightmare, am I?

4 comments:

  1. My eyes will never be the same again.

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  2. Hey! Thanks for scalding my eyeballs, Poppy!

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  3. It disturbs me that Madonna can be even less appealing than I had envisioned.

    Which, for the record, was a LOT.

    -J.

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  4. I will never complain about my boobs again. I promise.

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Gentle Readers:

For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.

xxx, Poppy.