Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Charlie Tamara Elvis Parton? Or, it must be a Mamarazzi day
I'll admit it right off the bat: I'd never heard of Rebecca what's her face and Jerry O'What's-his-name.
I guess this is because I've never watched Ugly Betty.
But did that stop me from making fun of them on Mamarazzi? Of course not!
So tell me. Do you think when they join the Screen Actors Guild, future stars (whom I've never heard of) have to sign a contract, in blood, that should they spawn, their offspawn will be assigned completely stupid names?
I mean, sure it sounds far-fetched. But it's the only answer that makes sense.