I've failed the internet

Today's my day to post on Mamarazzi, and I didn't have the heart to say anything mean about Michael Jackson.

But I took the opportunity to take a swipe at Perez Hilton, because what's a Mamarazzi entry without some snark? And he's a first-class creep who deserves it.

Call me petty, but I'm enjoying the twitter #unfollowPerez backlash.