Monday, December 07, 2009

Is it live, or is it anime?

I don't know if you've noticed, but something's going on with men's hair. Nowadays, if a man's hair isn't gravity-defying, it's nowhere, and he has to wear his grandmother's crocheted grocery bag on his head.

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(Beads in the goatee are still optional, however.)

Anyway, I figured that this new look might have taken other people out there by surprise, so I thought I'd help all of the men folk out with some inspiration by way of some history.

Lisa Simpson begat

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Kate Gosselin, who is kissing cousin to

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Brock from Pokemon, who bears a strong resemblance to

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Adam Lambert (except without all the makeup)
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who has clearly infuenced Taylor Lautner's 'do, although Taylor's is obviously influenced by
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this hot mess.

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And now for a how-to, in case you, too, want to defy gravity.



And listen, did this just sneak up on us while I wasn't looking? Is life really imitating art, or are, as I suspect, Hollywood makeup artists and hair stylists spending their weekends at cosplay conventions?

5 comments:

  1. I think everyone is just taking a (WEIRD) cue from Japanese pop/rock circa 1999.

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  2. Brangolina Exposed by Ian Halperin

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  3. I cannot bear beads in the goatee! What can Brad be thinking?!

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  4. Ugh....beads in the goatee. Knowing Angelina,( cuz, you know, like I do) I'm sure it serves a sexual purpose...

    Anything to keep her on this side of the team, right?

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