So you start flipping through the pictures for each month, wondering whether they'd—in the words of decluttering expert and bestselling author Marie Kondo, "spark joy."
And it turns out that you're actually wearing a vintage L. L. Bean Norwegian sweater, like the guy in the January picture.
And best of all ... the dates for the 1982 calendar are the same as this year's. Right down to the leap year.
That, my friends, is some serious joy sparkage.
Guess which calendar is hanging up in the kitchen?