Sorry, everyone. Not only am I the least glamorous housewife to drive for 10 hours between almost-Kentucky to almost-Canada (and thus am pretty low on insights about beauty, style, or even basic grooming)* my daughter's school still thinks I'm a pornographer, and is blocking my site.
I'm blogging from my phone. Which is not receptive to my usual multiple-dependent-clause sentence structure.
Also, no pictures.
So talk among yourselves. I'm driving back to Chicago tomorrow. See you soon.
* Seriously, I packed a bag of makeup brushes. Guess what I forgot to pack. MAKEUP. I don't know why anyone listens to a word I say.