The one where she reveals the white elephant in the room

March 17, 2020, was the last normal day I enjoyed. I voted in the Democratic primary. And I had my hair colored. Root touch-up, highlights, lowlights, the whole nine yards.

They were closing the salon as I left, and it's still closed.

I part my hair on the side, because center parts aren't a good look on horse-faced Episcopalians. But if I did part my hair in the middle, this is what you'd see.

That, my friends, is an impressive skunk stripe. And it's only going to get wider.