Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Frankly, at my age, it's an honor

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8 comments:

  1. Ha! I am 1% sluttier than you. So there!

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  2. One percent sluttier? Is that even statistically significant? Because I bet that adds up to maybe one bout of oral sex. With one lip.

    And Joke--a "no comment" comment? This must be some new form of postmodern self-referential irony. Well--whatever it is; it turns me on, baby, yeah!

    --P.

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  3. Well, the "no comment" comment was not self-referential--although it'd be apt--but rather that it places a male pal in an awkward position as re. his female pals'...er...temperament.

    And, while I decline to proffer any numerical indication as to my score on that OKCupid test, suffice it to say the title that accompanies that score read "The Punching Bag."

    -J.

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  4. That's OK. Mega-kewl slutty girls like me and Badger don't care if you're kinky.

    --P.

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  5. Well, that's a relief. Since I am sharing my innermost secrets, let me just say I consider the woman in the picture with the tally marks and the 60% to be rather hot.

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  6. In fact, we prefer kinky! Uh, "The Punching Bag" is a metaphor for something dirty, right?

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  7. "The Punching Bag" is, I think, a metaphor along the lines the Badgerous One has suggested, but I am not certain it is, nor, frankly, what what it means. It seems to be applied, by the sharp minds at OKCupid.com, in lieu of saying "Whoa."

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