Monday, March 14, 2005

Return to Snarkyville

OK, that's it. Listen up, fellow bloggers. I don't care how much you like your fellow bloggers' blogs. I'm never clicking on one of your links again. Because you keep linking to blogs illustrated with ugly baby pictures.

Listen, people. Everyone thinks their babies are cute. It's part of the human condition. And why? It's because for the most part, babies look like their parents. In the case of my children, they look like me (and because I'm not completely off my rocker and as a result am supplied with a healthy ego, I think this is a good thing.) My children also resemble my husband, whom I find attractive, duh, which is why I've been shagging him for NINETEEN YEARS.

However, this does not mean that I think my children are actually, measured objectively, all that damned cute.

Now if I can be this fair and equitable and stuff--and after all, this is my blog, where I can be as deluded and/or self-indulgent as I like--why can't everyone else?

I swear, if I see one more picture of a pudding-faced, sunken-eyed, wispy-haired, gap-toothed baby--clearly designed and failing to make me go "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" I'll puke.

You have been warned. The fate of my laptop's keyboard rests in your hands. Now please. Spare me your ugly baby pictures. I'm begging you.

1 comment:

  1. Take Poppy's entreaties to heart. Those Mac keyboards are like $650 a pop, plus turnaround time. The poor girl is blogging too little as it is.


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