What Sucks, Part 1

And now, the first in a series of brief--almost haiku-like--ruminations on things that don't actually piss me off all that much, but which definitely harsh my mellow:

1. People who have gotten rid of the "next blog" thingie at the top of their Blogger blog pages.

Here's a newsflash: just because I'm browsing randomly through blog after blog doesn't mean that I necessarily want to keep reading yours. In fact, it pretty much guarantees that I want to take a quick peek and move on. I mean, yes, I'm wasting time, but there's quality time wasting, and then there's reading about Joao's and Fatima's baby shower. In Portuguese. While cheesey music plays at me. So get over yourself.