They'll have to pry the lipstick out of my cold, dead hand.
I can't believe both you and Joke are more Dixie than me. Dude, you are about the least Dixie person to whom I've ever spoken. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Badge,I'll have you know that after doing my stint at a prestigious Jesuit bootcamp, I decided to attend the U. of Alabama (my parents are still not quite over it) wherein many Dixie-isms adhered to my vocab.
Gentle Readers: For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.xxx, Poppy.