Actually, it's vixen, but who's counting?
This is why God invented husbands:Child: What is a c-o-n-d-o-m?Dad: No, no, no [Child's name, say, "Billy"] it's c-o-n-d-o-m-i-n-i-u-m. It's the kind of apartment you own, not rent.CURTAIN FALLS[Thunderous applause]
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This is why God invented husbands:
ReplyDeleteChild: What is a c-o-n-d-o-m?
Dad: No, no, no [Child's name, say, "Billy"] it's c-o-n-d-o-m-i-n-i-u-m. It's the kind of apartment you own, not rent.
CURTAIN FALLS
[Thunderous applause]