I am old, out of it, and apparently, legally blind.

I just opened my browser and glanced at a headline on Yahoo News.

"McCarthy's 'Dirty Love' Wins 3 Razzies"

Immediately I thought that Paul McCartney, in the mistaken belief that a song sounding exactly like "Tainted Love" (OK, I have an ear worm now--you?) would get people to forget all about the fiasco that was Liverpool Oratorio, had written a song so bad that he was awarded three packages of cheap candy.

Which, serves him right and all.

But still--I suspect that my title is 100 percent accurate.