If I were a celebrity chef, I'd be Peg Bracken.
If I were a magazine, I'd be Reader's Digest.
If I were a running shoe, I'd be New Balance.
If I were a politician, I'd be Gary Hart. Or Dan Quayle.
If I were a food, I'd be quiche.
If I were a soft drink, I'd be Diet Pepsi.
If I were a car, I'd be a Ford.
Why do I think this? Because of this:
Hey, I like New Balance. And diet Pepsi.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, I'm a C-lister, too.
Yeah, we C-listers hang out together. Good news: Mamarazzi is a B-lister!
ReplyDeleteWoot! I'm one-fifth B-lister! I feel just like a pair of Adidas filled with Tab!
ReplyDeleteIf you're Reader's Digest and Diet Pepsi, then I'm an airline magazine and Tab. I'm a D.
ReplyDeleteAlthough another blog that I write, but gets a fraction of my own blog's hits, is a C. Go figure.
I'm a "B"... what Baldwin does that make me? Maybe one of the wives... Chynna?
ReplyDeleteoh god, i am a c-lister too.
ReplyDeletein my book, you're an A-lister, Poppy!