First of all, I was up until something like 2:00 in the morning putting the finishing touches on my latest Mamarazzi post. In which I make fun of Victoria Beckham/Posh Spice--and only partly because of her clothes. I mean, credit me with a little more creativity than that; anyone could make fun of the way she dresses. (But why don't they? Here is a woman literally begging to be mocked for her fashion mistakes, yet people leave her alone. I don't get it.)
But anyway, today is a snow day, because it's a blizzard out there.
I think that before noon today, we're supposed to get something like 12 inches. (Which seems excessive. I'm perfectly happy with eight. Even six will do, as long as the snow knows what its doing.)
But this means my kids are home from school today. And,