They'll have to pry the lipstick out of my cold, dead hand.
Life Lesson #46: Beware of Teletubby backlash. Your legacy may be a rant against a handbag-toting stuffie.
Thank you for making me snort tea out of my nose.
YOU ARE AWESOME.
OK. What the hell is that kid wearing under his blazer? A soccer jersey? And Tinky Winky? Tall. And purple. Maybe the Lakers could use him/her/it. Unless he/she/it is standing on a box.
Gentle Readers: For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.xxx, Poppy.