Suzanne: It's not that I don't like sex; it's that I wish people would shut up about it. It's like food. We all eat. And I don't want to hear about your appetites.
Joke: I do NOT. I have about 60 pairs of shoes. But even more scarves.
I thought your fetish involved other people's footwear. After all, TSMYM isn't likely to walk in on you in dishabillé, writhing in a pile of your Rene Macinis and Belgian Loafers.
Now, if you had spent the night in the "Tassel Loafer Lakes" region...
Maybe it's because you don't like sex... remember?
ReplyDelete'Cuz "Finger Lakes"? Sexiest name for bodies of water, ever...
It's because you have a SHOE fetish.
ReplyDeleteSheesh.
-J.
Suzanne: It's not that I don't like sex; it's that I wish people would shut up about it. It's like food. We all eat. And I don't want to hear about your appetites.
ReplyDeleteJoke: I do NOT. I have about 60 pairs of shoes. But even more scarves.
I thought your fetish involved other people's footwear. After all, TSMYM isn't likely to walk in on you in dishabillé, writhing in a pile of your Rene Macinis and Belgian Loafers.
ReplyDeleteNow, if you had spent the night in the "Tassel Loafer Lakes" region...
-J.