1. Driving
2. Blabbing people's heads off
3. Blow-drying my hair
4. Sitting in my son's IEP meeting
5. Wondering whether I was going to be late to my daughter's Girl Scout Meeting
6. Feeling my daughter's forehead; deciding she's running a fever; bringing her home
7. Bringing my daughter a cup of tea in bed
8. Sorting laundry
9. Hauling wet clothes out of the washing machine
10. Folding clothes and putting them away
and, of course, in a perfect world, the top calorie-burning activity would be
11. blogging
But nooooooo ... that's not enough activity. That won't squeeze the fat out of my fat cells. So I hopped around on the elliptical for an hour, and then swam 14 lengths of the pool. Which is only something like a seventeenth of a mile.
Can anyone tell me WHY I signed up for a sprint Triathlon? I can't figure it out. I may be losing fat cells, but I'm losing brain cells, too.
Beats me. Are you serious? A triathlon? I'm just happy to do my walk every morning without peeing in my pants when I cough.
ReplyDeleteI have NO IDEA why you signed up for a sprint triathlon. It seems to me that your Monday was busy enough.
ReplyDeleteI think the fumes they're using to remodel are killing some of your brain cells Poppy.
ReplyDeleteA Sprint Triathlon?
Are you mad woman?
I think losing fat DOES suck out brain cells with it. Have you ever watched those AIRHEADS on the Nutrisystem commercials?? OMG!! Bimbo city!! Be careful!!!
ReplyDeleteDude, i did a sprint triathlon when I was ten weeks preggers with Seg. It was still a blast - but watch out, those triathletes are SERIOUS. It's not like a road race where it's all camaraderie and smiles and encouragement - you fuck up the pacing of your heat and you'll get glared at and growled at. That said, you'll have fun. I did. Ignore anyone n a wet suit, okay?
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