Cell phones are kewl! I can play Sonic the Hedghog. And make little videos. And text people. But the best thing is its photographic abilities! Behold, the kitchen, not-quite-after:
And the ceiling light in the downstairs bathroom. With random hot pink patches!
And the downstairs bathroom, cunningly accessorized by a ladder and the guy getting water so he can mix more grout.
Luckily for the future of American manufacturing, my phone makes telephone calls, too.